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Proud of it God damn it! What's going on? How was your weekend? My was terrific. I spent it with Andy Fiori, big hairy fucking Italian guy.

We'll get to our weekend in a second. I was actually pretty great. Kicked off the Nick is right tour.

We started in Clayton, New York, which I think I hit Montreal. I threw a rocket a pigeon.

It was great though. Next night we were wearing the Glens Falls in New York.

And tremendous turn out. I'll get through it a few seconds.

It was a pleasant surprise to say the least. Oh Jesus, I got to talk about Delta Airlines. Oh my egg and stem.

I just, you know, you guys, everybody knows what a fucking nightmare flying is.

Just in Fiori said all he witnessed my luck. And, first of all, they're like, oh, this will be easy.

Fucking Syracuse. What's that? A 48 minute flight from where? Seriously. I can hour the most. And naturally we get there.

And it says it flights like 55 minutes. And then they put us on the plane, sit another hour in the fucking tarmac.

And this broad gets on and white trash. You can see right off the bat. And she got kind of a shiner.

I said, well now I would hit somebody hit a girl like that. And then I saw her a little black kid. I go, oh, puzzle connected.

That's a fucking joke. But she did have a little cute little black kid with her. But she's already three sheets to the wind.

Fucking just breaking white track and took to me like a lost puppy.

And just it's not a big plant. It's a regional jet. Everybody's fucking quiet. She's just Yammer and I, we were fucking, we had a stay overnight.

I was supposed she's talking to the whole plane, but she's looking at me. We were supposed to leave last the fly yesterday.

I, and they shot the gay 20 minutes early, which nobody does. She goes, I, I went ahead and drank and used the restaurant.

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