Book your ticket to happiness with Sun Express Airlines. So, It's Monday.

March 11th and the word of the day is fartleic a Swedish form of interval training for long distance runners

I feel like some Swedish guy convinced you of that

after you didn't seem interested in his kink but okay. Yeah I'm pretty sure it's like the

final lap of the race once all those protein drinks like really kick in that's the fartleg of the rest.

Oh okay all right no that's fair I'm no illusions I'm Eli Bosnick I'm Michael

Marshall and broadcasting delayed from America's far center, we are the Skeptocrats.

On this week's episode, Joe Biden tries to find a United State.

New York tries to make itself safer by adding more guns. And the UK once again shows it cannot be trusted with a Princess of Wales.

Oh no!

But first, the rest of the intro music.

Joining me for headlines tonight are my fellow skeptic rats, Michael Marshall, and Eli Posick, gentleman. Is the singular form of Heath-Hoothe, as in there's not a single hoothed on this show today?

And if so, do bad puns give you a huthake?

It's hard to say because you know I don't really plan my word play.

I kind of tend to come up with it on the hoof.

Fair. In our lead story tonight, Joe Biden delivered

the last State of the Union address of his first term on Thursday and if you had your

money on strong, congratulations. It was strong. He started the speech with

World War II because he wanted to give people a notion right off the bat about the

time scale his remarks were going to unfold over yes, his opening salvo was essentially, Donald Trump is the worst thing since Hitler.

And that strikes me as pretty reasonable, honestly.

Yeah, yeah, he didn't even say the only reason he isn't worse is because you sucked it up and voted for me, so do it again.

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