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🗓️ 1 October 2020
⏱️ 79 minutes
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0:00.0 | All rise for the honorable judge, Ethan Klein. |
0:05.0 | This episode is sponsored by Honey. |
0:08.0 | Thank you, Baylitz, Officer Klein. |
0:13.5 | Please have a seat. |
0:15.0 | Everybody please be seated. |
0:16.0 | Thank you for joining us today to another session of content courts. |
0:24.0 | Today we analyze the antics of TikTok pranksters. |
0:31.0 | Pranks, as you know on YouTube, used to be rampant and they were all set on probation. |
0:37.0 | They fled criminal prosecution to TikTok where they now are basically committing the same atrocities they once did on YouTube openly on TikTok. |
0:48.0 | This court is going to hear the cases and try these offenders. |
0:57.0 | We have on charge today, Kobe Person, Logan Paul, Mo Bradbury, Papa John, twist, Vitaly, all the usual suspects except Papa, an unusual suspect. |
1:16.0 | We are going to hear the cases from our prosecutor, AB, and the defense attorney, AIE, and I will declare this court is now in session. |
1:29.0 | Prosecutor, will you please make your opening statement? |
1:33.0 | Thank you, Your Honor. Ladies and gentlemen of the court, we know that YouTube can be a very strange and bizarre place. |
1:39.0 | If it wasn't for YouTube, the world may have never heard the term mommy make-up day. |
1:43.0 | If it wasn't for YouTube, the world may have never heard the song every day, bro. |
1:48.0 | We may in fact have never heard a Disney Channel flow. |
1:51.0 | And if it wasn't for YouTube, we have not known of J-Station Ordering Gay Poltion from the Dark Web at 3 a.m. |
1:57.0 | See, it is actions like these that require us to take action against this type of content. |
2:04.0 | And in the past, creators such as yourselves, your honor and bailiff, and creators like I-Dubs have stood against this type of content. |
2:12.0 | And these creators have somehow migrated to TikTok. |
2:16.0 | So once again, we must shed light on them and we must take action. |
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