I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?

Oh God.

Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.

Cool, that was close.

You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver.

Because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on.

Paddy Power.

Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Clusions apply. 18 plus scummedaware. Dotting. Welcome back to only friends. I haven't done on so long. Really? I felt rusty. Pod boy. I'm rusty.

A rusty nail.

I'm a rusty dusty dusty, dusty gal. I'm rusty. A rusty nail.

I'm a rusty dusty dusty gow.

I think I'm getting my period, but I don't know.

It's so hard to tell.

Perfect.

I have one of those period tracking apps now because I was like, because it's a regular.

So I was like, I want to just know.

Like when it's happening.

Yeah, because I've just been keeping a notes app of the dates, which I'm like, that's like what I do for everything. I literally just see the date but like have no gauge of like how far it's actually apart. So I got this app that I can keep track of it. And it's so interesting because I was looking at it today. Because it was like, you should be getting your period soon. Oh. Wow. It knew. And I was like, God damn it, right before my fucking trip. Yeah. Of course. And like this happened last year too. I had my period in the whole time. I'm like, God. Like thinking of wearing my tampon in lake water. Oh, my God.

You're right. Knowing the TikToks I've seen. Like, I don't want to scare you. Last year, freaked me out.

This year, it's all I can think about. Also, I'm like, I don't want to put my head under because

of the brain eating amoebas. Oh, yeah. Like, of course, I just got a TikTok about that because one, like, I don't want to put my head under because of the brain eating amoebas.

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