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Hi, what's your secret?

So I was on Tinder and I met the Supercube firefighter and we started messaging on Tinder.

And it was like one of those things where like the first thing he asked for was like naked pictures.

And being buzzed, sloshed, drunk, and adventurous, I sent him to him.

And this was like a course over an entire weekend.

Well, after that, after about three months later, he came into where I worked to have a random drug test because he's a firefighter.

And he walked in and I looked at him and I was like, well, that guy's kind of cute but he looks familiar.

I couldn't piece all together until like 20 minutes later, like light bulbs.

I was like, crap! I sent my guy take pictures of me!

And I ignored him and didn't look at him at all.

And he has no clue that I lied to him when he didn't do my work.

Well, that's a great secret.

Well, thank you for that. You're welcome.

I'm Ben Ham.

And I'm Dahlia Beta.

We're your hosts as we navigate the deep waters of humanity.

And listen to the stories no one ever tells.

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Greetings, secret room listeners. Another week, another story for you.

Ben, can you tell us a little bit about this week's story?

Yeah, sure, Dahlia. It's a story about family, unraveled over the years, even generations.

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