22: Gam022 What Would Jesus Do?

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2016

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

This week we meet a drifter with a heart of gold and no idea how humanity works. In a small California town with a bafflingly robust homeless population, a Jesus analog enters the lives of six community theater rejects; leaving both the characters and the viewers pondering one simple question... WTF? Or, as they titled their movie (based on the bracelet of the same name) What Would Jesus Do?---Our theme song is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you'd like to hear more from him, check out their Facebook Page. If you'd like to hear more from Anna Phyllis Smith, you can check her website as well.

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0:00.0	The
0:05.0	Nobody who made this movie knows how anything works no well and also okay, so all the shit still inside the church
0:11.5	Because they immediately afterwards he goes come on everybody this church is open and the chairs are still there the
0:17.4	Crucifix is still in there. They were just gonna demolish it with all the fuck with the fridge and the homeless guy was still in there
0:24.2	The homeless guy was still in there
0:30.2	Just imploded on him. Oh shit
0:37.0	Not awful movie
0:50.9	Welcome back to the game cast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema and hopes of a piezing Lord
0:56.3	Volgaron and one day seeing our families again. I'm your host Noah Luzon's and sitting to my immediate left as my good friend
1:02.3	Heathen right he thought was a dreamy pleasure to see you
1:05.4	Oh, the bashful king
1:08.7	What to say and sitting 989 miles to my right as my bad friend Eli Bosnig Eli. It's throbbingly good to see you too
1:16.9	My panties are already in my mouth
1:20.2	You always know what to say
1:23.2	So we're getting it started early
1:25.2	Run all the quite some listeners that don't belong
1:29.4	So he tell us what are we gonna be breaking down today?
1:32.4	All right, we watched what would Jesus do?
1:36.5	It's a
1:37.8	tragic tale of Christian persecution in which several characters must find Jesus in order to overcome immense hurdles like
1:47.6	real estate profits success in the music business and the revival of the local economy
1:52.1	It's just complete nonsense threat. It's the movie equivalent of listening to that
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