Hello. Hi everyone. Welcome to the Lesbian Supper Club podcast. Before we just had to sort out the mics, I was saying, because Freya was laughing,

because I was in a bit of a strap with the mic like hanging in between my legs.

Because as you'll know if you follow us on social media, particularly Instagram at the

Lesbian Suba Club pod, you would have seen that we couldn't record last week because the laptop broke. Oh, it was so shit, actually. It was really shit. Because of someone called Freya Evans. Do you know what? I'm actually not going to take the blame for this because I put the bed, I put the laptop on the bed to save it from getting stepped on and as you moved,

you put the laptop as you often done on the absolute edge of the bed. As you often done.

As you often do. Yeah. On the absolute edge of the bed. So even if the dog jumps off on the bed, it slips off the bed.

I really don't think anyone cares. I care. I care. I want everyone to know the reason that we couldn't record last week was because of you.

Right. Because you are clumsy with technological devices. No, but does it make you feel good?

It does actually. Why? It feeds me. But why? Because let me tell you why.

Because I would have told you multiple times before the laptop fell off the bed to either put your laptop on a counter side.

So not on the floor nor on the bed if you're not specifically using it at that point.

You were the person with the bedside table.

It's not my fault that the bedside table is absolutely rammed to shit.

You could buy yourself a bedside table.

I couldn't put a bedside table there. Well, you'll have to get out of bed then and put it on the kitchen table or put it on one of the many shelves that we have in the living room because we have a literal built-in shelf. You are annoying me. So much that I actually feel like throwing this mic at the window. Well, throw the laptop at the window. Just go through another one. Because then you'll feed you even more. Because this isn't the only time. We've had to, I've also had to deal with about four weeks, guys, worth of literal stress because Freya also decided. No. I don't think it's actually funny.

Freya having had, you know, dropped her iPhone multiple times, which isn't a crime. We all do it. But the back was smashed to literal smithereens. Decides that she's then, which she does on a weekly basis,

because she still has a slight sense of OCD, to bleach the bath. And when I tell you this girl

bleaches the bath, like it gets bleached. Yeah. So she's bleached the bath. She bleaches the bath? Yeah. It gets bleach.

Yeah.

So she's bleached the bath.

She's filled the bath up slightly with bleach water.

She has her very cracked open back iPhone in her huge hoodie front pocket.

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