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#218 - DON'T COME TO SCHOOL TOMORROW...

GOONS

The Goons Podcast

Leisure, Video Games

4.96.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the Gour.

0:01.1

Hello.

0:03.2

Oh, I don't like it as much.

0:04.4

Welcome back to the gear.

0:05.6

It kind of freaks me out a little bit.

0:07.5

Welcome back to a good.

0:08.8

Good, go, go, go, go, go, go, gong, gong, gong, welcome.

0:14.6

Welcome back to the gong, gong, gong, gong, gong, gong, gong, gong, gong, gong, gong. G-Gun-Gun-Gun-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-D-1-5. Do one in five ninth's time. 9 over 5. Welcome back to the polyrhythm. Poon-na-na-n-nip-na-pun-no, no, that's wrong. I can't do that. Damn. Welcome back. Welcome back to the goons. Welcome back to the Goon Signature. We are here.

0:56.0

We are so fucking back.

0:58.0

We are joined today.

1:00.0

I am Swagger Souls.

1:01.0

We are joined here by

1:03.0

We got Blarg, looking pretty.

1:07.0

We've got the do with his chest.

1:10.0

He just good, nice chest. Hell, hey. Just a good. Nice chest. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You're horrible. Less white there at all the hair. I don't know the fuck did you get the dress on. I know that you're on carpet. I know your ass is fucking covered. Okay, all right. One at a time, gentlemen. One at a time. For the audio listeners at home, for the audio listeners at home, one of our co-hosts, the deal, is just shown his beautiful carpet. Yeah. Of chest here. He has a lot. I very, oh my guy. You have a hairy ass, you have a hair he ass, huh? Oh, it is unbelievable. I know you got a hair. Oh, you have like...

1:46.0

I don't have it like that.

1:47.0

That's the Italian fur, baby.

1:48.0

All my hair went to my beard, everywhere else I'm like, hairless.

1:51.0

We saw his balls.

1:52.0

Oh, who?

1:54.0

Well, that was a...

1:55.0

Oh, I've never seen your nuts.

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