It's time to turn off the lights and turn on the dark.

Chilling tales for dark nights. Knights. Oh, Good evening

listener. You're listening to chilling tales for dark nights.

On tonight's edition, we invite you to leave behind your safe reality and descend with

us into the frightening depths of the most terrifying imaginations

with two audio adaptations of frightening fiction

about an atypical day at work.

I'm your host Steve Taylor, and tonight I'll be your guide

as we traverse the dimly lit corridors of your darkest dreams.

Joining us tonight to help bring to life the frightening fiction of Jeff Sturtavant.

Is voice talent Jeff Sturtavant. Is Voistolavant. Now get your ticket ready. Take your seat in our theater of the minds Brace yourself. It's time to turn off the lights and turn on the dark. The Dark.

Our tale this evening is written and also performed by Jeff Sturtavant.

In it, we join the janitor at a local TV station whose life is about

to change in every way imaginable.

Now, without further ado, I present to you,

cloudy with a chance of blood.

Kevin stood examining his nostrils in the mirror with a kind of Hopelessness.

For all the effort he put into removing each individual hair, his own nose would send another to take its place.

Another long, wiry, black snot magnet that seemed to grow with the veracity of Jack's

beanstalk.

It was enough to make a man ask himself, what's the sense of it all?

It was also a metaphor for his life, he realized, re-reading the Chinese fortune stuck in the

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