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🗓️ 21 July 2020
⏱️ 162 minutes
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This week, we look at a man who came to America, in search of a better life... and apparently to be a jerk. His NFL career was long, but so is his criminal record. Even with his attempts to try to pass himself off as an innocent foreigner, it's pretty obvious that he k new what he was doing. The fighting, the drinking, the GHB, more fighting, more drinking... more GHB, and throw in a little bribery, just for fun!
Come from an Eastern Bloc country to make a better life, get away with anything based solely on your talent to kick a ball, and make sure to never take responsibility for your actions with Sebastian Janikowski!!
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4:18.0 | Jimmy's a Bronco fan. I don't remember. But we've had tons. But this week it's Sebastian. Janikowski. Oh really? Oh, yeah. There we go. It's only us. It's our second kicker that we've ever done. He's got some accolades. Man, that guy was great. He was a great kicker. I hated him. What a fuck up though? Oh, yeah. Oh, you don't remember his. Oh, Polish. Oh, yes he is. He's Polish. |
4:47.0 | He's Polish. Yeah, he's from Poland. He's from Poland. He barely spoke English at first. Yeah. And he he spoke enough English to get in fights and try to bribe police officers will find out where to put the ball. And if I threw there, okay, I kick and that's it here. |
5:04.0 | I don't know. That's the thing. I don't really know a Polish accent. So I'm going to give it sort of just like it gives one of these. You get accent for you. I drink vodka and do things. I smoke cotton of cigarettes while I drink vodka all day long. That's going to be Polish today. I don't know if that is Polish. I know people that's not I get it. You know what? Don't fucking care. |
5:27.0 | Was this big fat ass Polish? Because that that was Paul Boy, oh boy, was he a barrel ass fat fuck. Yeah. Let's get on into this. That's not feel good. Like whenever he beat the Broncos with the with the field goal. At least I could walk away and just go, Hey, he's still fat as fuck. |
5:43.0 | He's still got a big fat gut hanging over this. He couldn't see the problem was his number. Yeah, football is a thing where certain positions need certain numbers. And obviously there's rules in place for that. But if you see |
5:56.0 | a big guy like that with mass on him and a big gut wearing number 11. That's not enough number for that guy. Doesn't cover any. If he had like a 53, he would look fine. 89. You know what I mean? Yeah, tight that number like a you know an offensive guard number. He would have 50, 53, 58, 89. Something like that would have been fine. |
6:18.0 | 44 even some of the full back number. You got to be a spell quarterback to where 11 last name like Jenna Calisca has to go from shoulder to shoulder. All those letters with that skinny little thing. Two little toothpicks. |
6:32.0 | You know who wears 11 was allowed to kickers and punters quarterbacks and receivers know what they all have in common skinny slim. |
6:41.0 | Well, a lot of running with those guys. Yeah, not so much here. So it's his full name is Sebastian Powell or Pavel. Jenna Kowski the W's in Poland seemed to be V's. So we're going to go Pavel PA WEL. |
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