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🗓️ 8 October 2019
⏱️ 97 minutes
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0:00.0 | Dad, I'm hungry! |
0:01.5 | Right, what do I cook for tea? |
0:03.0 | Er, McCain chips. These will be good. |
0:05.2 | You know they'll come out nice and crispy if you cook them in a rye fryer? |
0:08.1 | Just say, Alexa, open McCain and Alexa will help you. |
0:12.0 | What? You mean if I say Alexa, open McCain, Alexa will open the bag of chips for me? |
0:16.4 | Not literally open the bag of chips for your dad, but Alexa can tell you how to cook them |
0:20.5 | and give you ideas for tea. |
0:21.9 | Ah, okay. Alexa, open McCain. |
0:24.4 | Well done, dad. Such a tech wizard. |
0:26.5 | Chip, chip, hooray. |
0:27.6 | Crispy air fryer perfection with McCain. |
0:34.2 | I'm also going to Hulu, who've been the shower now too, though. |
0:36.2 | I think both are great at it. |
0:37.1 | Yeah, Hulu, and Boomerang. |
0:38.7 | We'll just bring all the outdoor lawn darts next to the shower. |
0:41.9 | Let's just get home. |
0:42.8 | It's very important you know that next time he takes a shower, |
0:45.8 | he's going to bring one of those indoor Boomerang's in |
0:48.3 | and disappoint himself when he gets a paper cut on his penis. |
0:51.3 | Oh, God. |
0:54.3 | I was trying to do under the leg. |
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