215: The Horniest Airbnb EVER

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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They boys riff on the best ways to bang in a sex swing, Michael almost swinging at a restaurant employee, and whether or not everyone shaves their butt. They also hear from a listener that’s a professional at jerking off. Science.

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0:00.0	I didn't know this. I was too busy jacking my cock in the living room.
0:06.2	In the living room dog. That's crazy.
0:09.1	What's happening? We're in. Are we in?
0:10.9	Yes.
0:11.6	All right.
0:12.0	Do you think you can just say sensory like I'm trying to fight off a man from my mom
0:16.2	and we're not going to start on that?
0:17.6	Yeah. Well, I this is the thing, dude.
0:19.8	So my parent, parents see no, no, dad, uh,
0:24.7	my mom, my sister and my little brother are in town. Okay.
0:27.6	So we went.
0:28.3	Sounds like a riddle.
0:29.3	It is. So what is?
0:31.6	Okay. So we were.
0:38.2	Okay. Your mom, your brother, your sister,
0:41.9	yeah,
0:42.1	the creek.
0:43.1	Yes. In Detroit under the bridge.
0:45.1	How fast were they walking? 11.6 miles an hour.
0:47.6	Where's the train?
0:48.8	Math problems going up.
0:49.8	I was about trains and apples.
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