I listen to the black guy who tips podcast because rod and Karen are hot.

Dear sir, first let me congratulate you on the wonderful march and demonstration you conducted last week.

I saw it on TV and thought it was well organized. I'm not sure what it was for but I know it must have been for something real racist. Bravo!

I'm writing you today about a pressing concern of mine that I believe should be yours as well.

As you may or may not know, I make my living as a cultural plundit.

That is to say, people look to me for insights into the culture.

In a recent editorial, I called upon our people to change our designation from African American to chocolate.

I won't bore you with the specifics I've attached it as a PDF except to try to convince you to climb a board.

I know you guys are busy with all the race stuff and I know that's important but I implore you to take the time to consider my argument.

Chocolate really is the way to go. I've already tried it out on people and it's been an overwhelming success.

At least four out of five black people like it and an impressive five out of five non-black's do.

In other words, everyone loves chocolate.

But I need your help. The NAACP has been the premier civil rights group of the last hundred years.

Not only have you witnessed the untold number of horrible racial incidents during that period,

you were there for all the previous name changes as well from color to negro to color to again,

to the so-called negro to black to African American to American of African descent to black again to people of color to black once more

and finally African American.

Through all of this, you have maintained unchanged.

You are still the national association for the advancement of color people.

In other words, you're not crazy about the term African American either.

So get on the chocolate train. Sorry to be so informal, but I can't mask my enthusiasm.

As you'll read in the attached article, chocolate has so many advantages, including the best one.

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