214: That takes the biscuit!

Planet Porky

Personal Journals, News, Society & Culture, News Commentary

3.8 • 646 Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2021

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Why don't we take another visit to Planet Porky and see what Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones are up to?

They appear to be discussing all the big topics including: the unfeasibly high temperatures sweeping the American West Coast, footballers vs. politicians, Ken Jones' football career, COVID self-testing, appropriate times to wear masks once restrictions are lifted, weddings, why Porky never got to be a best man, stag do culture, Jono Coleman, Tom Cruise's presence at British institutions, fake watches, streaking, Gareth Gates, the benefits of cows milk, eating a lot of salt, and dunking your biscuits. It's the perfect accompaniment for a cup of tea (or something stronger), it's Life on Planet Porky.

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Okay, folks, thank you very much indeed for joining us today.
0:25.7	That is myself, the porkmeister.
0:27.1	And, of course, rock chip writer extraordinaire, Ms. Leslie and Jones.
0:33.2	Ms. Jones, how are you with this fine day?
0:35.1	I have to say that I'm going into a bit of a depression
0:37.9	because I've been quite lucky over the last two or three weeks. It's been dull and grey
0:43.1	and rainwater's been pouring down on my plants in my garden and that's the sort of weather I like.
0:48.8	But I'm afraid this is now the start of a two-week heat wave. So you're going to find me,
0:52.6	you're going to find me a bit grouchy over the next couple of weeks, Ms. Jones.
0:57.3	Oh, I think I can handle it, Mike.
0:59.3	Yeah, I'm sure you can.
1:00.2	You know, it could be worse.
1:01.9	You could be in Southern California right now.
1:04.6	Yeah.
1:05.3	What's that song?
1:07.1	And it never rains in California.
1:10.0	Yeah, well, I mean, God, the weather.
1:12.2	They've said that the temperatures will be hitting an all-time high of the early 50s.
1:17.7	Can you believe it?
1:18.5	I know, the highest temperatures in the world.
1:21.0	I'm trying to figure that song,
1:22.5	and it's never going to rain in California or something like that. I don't know. It never rains in Southern
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