Okay, folks, welcome to the latest chapter edition or, you know, adventure, the adventure that is being on planet Porky, life on Planet Porky.

Miss Jones, I should have welcomed you on to the planet, of course, as soon as we start

this podcast, but actually my head scrambled at the moment because I am simply having to

learn the words, every word, or football's coming home, because, you know, obviously the

football tournament hasn't finished yet. And believe it or not,

I've been asked to sing in full three lines on my shirt

as a finale to the whole tournament, right?

So, you know, who am I to say I can't or I wouldn't?

So I did.

And I'm going to give you a rendition

so that, you know, our millions of listeners as well

also know where I'm coming from. So it goes like this, you know, our millions of listeners as well will also know where I'm coming

from. So it goes like this, you know, it's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming home, and then,

you know, we get into, you know, 30 years of dreaming, you know, jewels remays still gleaming,

but it didn't stop me dreaming, all that kind of stuff. Not obviously in that order,

right, but you get the drift, Miss Jones, yes? Yeah, you might have a little bit of work to do on the

lyrics there, Mike. Well, don't worry, because I think when I've actually got to do it, I think the

lyrics run across the screen that I'm actually doing if you see what I mean.

But look, I'm going to learn it word perfect anyway.

It's got my voice.

I've been up most of the night practicing my technique

because you know you have to get the right notes at the right time

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