212: Long Dick Division
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Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 8 February 2023
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
The boys take it back to school — they try to remember how many oceans there are and how to do long division. They also determine that silent motor boating is unacceptable, try to figure out a good gift for Mark Cuban, and hear from a listener that had an inappropriate interaction at a hospital.
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| 0:00.0 | So how many times is a three going to the eight? Oh is that right? I thought it was okay. Okay. This is not right |
| 0:07.4 | Damn I was scratched my forehead Michael Michael Blossom is gonna be doing stand-up comedy where I will tell you February 9th guys |
| 0:18.4 | This freaking weekend, okay? I'm in West Palm Beach, Florida on February 9th and February 10th in London |
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| 0:42.3 | I'll be in St. Louis, Missouri April 6th to the eighth. I'll be in Buffalo, New York April 14th to 15th |
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| 1:36.6 | Never you just saying all sense they speed it up times hundred. Yeah, I don't even mind. I'm gonna go |
| 1:40.6 | Oh, do you think he's actually something? I think he's listening to a banjo and his brain goes I can do that |
| 1:47.8 | Dude Mondays are tough man what |
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