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Hello Dysfunction

212: Extra, Extra

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2023

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

It’s really true what they say, what’s done in the dark will always come to light.
What happened to girl code?
Crystal is almost prom queen at the new Safeway and many thanks to Robyn.

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0:00.0

Hi guys, welcome to episode 212 of HelloDispunction of ExtraDispunction.

0:25.7

I'm tired. That's my back hurts. Just kidding. I'm crystal. Yeah, I'm proud of for

0:36.0

you. The kind of week I've had. My whole life is like flipped upside down

0:44.0

right now, but it's it's it's on its side because it's coming back over. And I have

0:47.3

secondhand stress. Yeah, it's been rough. Dude, where do I even start? As many of you

0:56.0

know, I am no longer with book. And I'm just gonna tell you guys I've been

0:59.4

wishing death on people. I mean I've been wishing really horrible stuff which

1:04.6

is kind of out of my character. Not like at all. I feel that way. I feel fucking

1:10.8

rage. Be trade. Absolutely. Yeah, I've gone through all those. I'm trying to

1:17.2

just feel the feels get it out of my system. And then like move on. You know what I'm

1:21.1

saying? I've been through worse. I've broken up with better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm

1:27.6

gonna be fine. For sure. Just break ups hurt, right? They do. They do regardless of

1:32.3

why or what led to it or the circumstances. I don't I don't like changing my

1:38.0

routines. Yeah. And more than just a breakup like this is my was my best friend

1:43.8

for sure. For me. For me. For me. Remember that. Yeah, no for for many many years

1:49.4

though. You know, like yeah. So I'm not gonna go too much into detail because of

1:56.8

just multiple reasons. But a lot of people have asked and you know I know that

2:03.6

people are very much in our lives listeners and stuff. So I just want people to

2:08.9

know what's going on. How did it start? So Florida, right? I sent him away to

2:15.8

Florida because of his drinking. And I had enough. And before that, like if he

2:22.8

would drink and we would get into a fight or whatever, I would send him to a

2:26.3

motel. Okay. And he would get a room for a day or two or whatever drink whatever

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