And now, the Nick-to-Polo show.

Alrighty, back in the saddle again.

How are you folks? Monday?

Yeah, it's a Monday.

How are you? I was Thanksgiving.

Good?

That is not the food you want to be eating when you have stitches in your ass.

Turkey, it's like ass-backel.

The breading, you can cock your windows with that with a stuffing.

It really is not- that is not- is there anything harder to digest in Turkey?

And yes, my wounds are still fresh, believe it or not, pokes.

Not to get grotesque, but Jesus, it's like, this is delicious.

Then into the tub.

Mmm, out of the tub.

Mmm, this is delicious.

Not, uh, but I laid- I laid around like I've never laid around.

I always go, you know, I'm not gonna watch.

I'm telling you, Stephen Hawking burned more calories over the weekend.

I keep going him. I can't think of anybody else.

I don't want to go to the- a kid who we love so much of this right now.

But, uh, I did not just- I was disgusted with myself.

You know, but quiet, you know, me and the wife, the house, thanks you for.

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