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21. Love Puddle

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8734 Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. On today's episode, we discuss the pull of alcohol, how to spend your late 20s/early30s, how to handle proselytizers, how to budget and should you hang with your girlfriend's mom? (hint: no.) 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 More LIFELINE: 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline 💃 Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:04.8

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0:07.9

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0:10.5

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0:15.8

and that card was meant for my girlfriend, not my mum, moments.

0:20.1

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0:27.0

Runk.

0:29.8

Lifeline is an advice show for entertainment purposes only.

0:33.2

If you need real help or advice, please seek a therapist or licensed professional.

0:51.8

Hello. If you need real help or advice, please seek a therapist or licensed professional. Welcome to Lifeline. We got a special guest today. Look at him. He's right there on the table. Those of you might know him as butter. Look at that full.

0:59.0

Butter's my dog. A lot of people are, you know, a lot of people are like, do you still have your dogs?

1:03.9

Why do they ask you that? Because I have a son now and I post pictures of him. That takes up all the cute.

1:08.5

Dude, I don't like that when people have kids or something like,

1:11.3

who cares about the dogs? No, I don't, it's not who cares about the dogs? No, you said that. I heard

1:15.9

you say it. I don't think I said that. You said, who cares about the dogs? Butters, don't do it. You have

1:19.1

your whole life ahead of you. Come on. Come on. Come on. Um, but I don't, uh, I don't not like my dogs now. I just love having... Chill in on the very edge of the end.

1:28.3

You can't see him right now.

1:29.1

Wow.

1:29.6

Very end.

1:30.2

So camera shy.

1:31.2

Wow, he's going to chill right there.

1:32.5

Yeah.

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