#21 Jordan is a Real Life Derek Zoolander
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3.7 • 5.2K Ratings
🗓️ 26 June 2018
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, welcome back to the Bachelor podcast. I'm Sammy. I'm Dredena and here we are. |
| 0:10.5 | That's our intro. Yes, here we are. So we actually have, we've gotten a little bit of complaints |
| 0:16.8 | that we don't really like the show. You and I, you and me. I know. I know. Which, let's |
| 0:21.7 | address those. That's fairly accurate. That's fairly accurate. But like, what do you |
| 0:26.9 | want? Our faults. The show, okay, one, the show is terrible. The show is getting worse. |
| 0:32.3 | Two, you can't, you can't change your, your personal likes and dislikes. Like, if you don't |
| 0:38.2 | like pizza, you can't make yourself like pizza, same with the bachelor. But then you might |
| 0:42.6 | not like host a podcast about like your love of pizza, about like different kinds of |
| 0:47.3 | pizza if you don't like pizza. Where are the podcasts for the people who hate watch the |
| 0:51.3 | bachelor? If you love the bachelor, I'm sure there's plenty of other ways that you can |
| 0:55.9 | read loving, bonding, bachelor, bachelor, bachelor. Yeah. Also, if you've been a fan of our |
| 1:01.5 | bachelor recaps, did it seem like we liked it? Yeah, we don't like it. But we do have a |
| 1:06.4 | lot to say about it. Yes, we do. At least this time. Okay. So they're in Vegas. This |
| 1:12.2 | is a perfect place to fall in love. Yeah. That was, that was great. Cause it's like, |
| 1:16.6 | obviously like the perfect place to like break up your marriage or, yeah, and to take |
| 1:21.6 | and to like become an insta-ho, which actually makes it the perfect place for them to be. |
| 1:26.0 | I would almost say, I would almost actually counter that with that it's the worst place |
| 1:31.9 | to fall in love. Yeah. Right? Well, well, you can get married at like a little fake |
| 1:36.6 | chapel or whatever. So that's true. Very romantic. Right. Like Britney Spears did it. |
| 1:42.6 | Yeah. I guess Monica and Fran, Monica and Chandler almost did it. Rachel and Ross did it. |
| 1:47.9 | Yeah. So maybe it is the perfect place to have a non well thought out, you know, |
| 1:54.0 | that I've got a quickie marriage that you haven't really thought through. It is my, it |
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