21 - Gold Star Lesbians & Shamrock Shakes with Scott Aukerman

Ask Ronna

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Comedy

4.9 • 4.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2020

⏱️ 101 minutes

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*Podcast mogul, and comedy King Scott Aukerman (Comedy Bang! Bang!, Between Two Ferns) joins us in The Carriage House loaded up on Shamrock Shakes and ready to help with all of your concerns, like: a dear friend with a hoarding problem, a Gold-Star Lesbian who is considering dating men at 42, what to tell a friend who asks you repeatedly if they have bad breath (and they DO!), and let's not forget face tattoos. This week's giveaway is the Santa Maria Novella Wax Tablets in original potpourri -- straight from the Tuscan Hills! Plus, Ronna & Bryan announce QUIFF! The Quaratine International Film Festival in the Patreon Carriage House. This week's selections: HONEYLAND & FIRST WIVES CLUB. Watch from home, then join us for a discussion this FRIDAY (3/20) at Patreon.com/askronna And don't forget to join The Carriage House Book Club. Our first book NINETY-NINE GLIMPSES OF PRINCESS MARGARET BY CRAIG BROWN will be discussed Friday 3/27! And write to us at askronna@gmail.com *This episode was recorded before Boston cancelled this year's St. Patrick's Day Parade. Stay safe everyone. Kiss! Kiss! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us
0:06.1	So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?
0:11.6	Ah no, no, no! Just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes
0:16.3	What? Whoa!
0:18.2	Scarl, look at the falling gun!
0:20.4	I'm still not looking!
0:24.0	And I'm not listening to my podcast. Don't want batting, mere catded!
0:29.0	Simple, huh?
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0:58.3	Brian.
0:59.0	Rhonda. We've got to say something. We can't not say something.
1:04.6	It's on everybody's mind. It's on everybody's mind. It's on my mind for sure.
1:08.6	Yeah. Uh, Rhonda's been so gracious as to I'm no longer flying. I'm just staying in marble
1:13.0	head for a while, which I appreciate. Well, we'll see. I might give you one of my extra
1:18.6	kinds to drive back to California if this doesn't go the way that I wanted to.
1:22.0	Fair enough. We just want to wish everyone well. We know this is a trying time and you know,
1:27.1	wash your hands. Don't touch your face. We love you. And I was saying to Brian, maybe get off
1:31.7	grind for a month. Sure. If you're not going to get off grind, add Purell to your profile so
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