So I have a story for you.

Oh, right out the gate, let's go.

Oh yeah, talking to my mom the other day, she goes,

you know, your father and I had a friend who was avoiding the draft for Vietnam War

and he went AOL.

And I said, what? Yeah,-o-l for a while and I said he went America online and she said what what did I say I said you said

a-o-l and what I think you meant was A-Wall and she's like you knew what I meant.

And then she's like don't talk about this on the radio.

Hi mom.

Hi,

Hi Janet. Hello Joey.

Hello Yell-Merei Marsh, how you doing on this beautiful Sunday?

I'm doing well.

It is the Lord's Day, and I am wearing a beanie in the dead of summer,

which means my hair is dirty.

Yeah, listen, that's fine.

You're not even supposed to wash your hair every day.

You're only supposed to do it like once every what 12 weeks?

Yeah, something like that. I'm on track. I'm on perfect track.

I'm making patuelly oil on my scalp.

Gross. Welcome down, bitches and new listeners. and moms, friends, and pretty much anybody, including ourselves.

It's true, but tell them what else we do.

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