You're listening to Nick Depalo on the Riotcast Network, Riotcast.com.

Good evening. How are you folks?

Nick Depalo, I'm Nick Depalo, you straight white male host. How you is? How you was?

Take an e-bitch.

Listen to that guitar work. That's Andy Fiori. On a guitar he built metal shop in eighth grade.

I'm going to leave. I turn that quarter inch stock right down. How are you folks?

Monday, God damn it. I don't know how you people do to have real jobs your whole lives.

Monday through Friday, dealing with the I don't know how you do it. I got to be honest with you.

I got to be honest with you. I've been coasting since 1988. Haven't had a boss.

We all go through these phases. This is comics for a few years. You'll ain't around on a Tuesday watching good fellows at one o'clock for the hundredth time.

Maybe I should write a joke. I got to work. Actually I did all the work at the beginning of the career.

The nineteen sets of night knowledge. Now I'm, let's be honest. This chair feels good.

I'm going to have a hemorrhoid operation on Monday, but I don't want to get into details right away.

I don't want to scare you. Should I talk about my asshole or Paul Manafort?

Before I go any further, Brandon Lowe, thank you for contributing to the Nick DePalle podcast.

If you want to do that, folks, the Nick DePalle podcast, you go to connectpal.com slash Nick connect pal.com slash Nick.

And you get five shows a week. One of them's free, three ninety nine a month. Somebody told me it's twenty eight cents a show.

Something like that. But connect pal.com slash Nick. If you don't have serious radio, people are still signing up for it.

It's a, it's a good thing. It covers my wife's coke problem and we bought a cat.

And excuse me, Flemish. So thank you, Brandon Lowe for contributing. He's been contributing since I started that thing.

You can hear also my podcast on riotcast.com, iTunes, Stitcher, all that stuff.

And by the way, my special inflammatory is now out on all, you know, iTunes and all the stuff.

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