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🗓️ 30 December 2024
⏱️ 20 minutes
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0:00.0 | What if kittens played the Glockingfield? |
0:07.0 | And what if unicorns were real? |
0:12.0 | What if you could fly or travel back in time? |
0:17.0 | We welcome you to What If World. |
0:24.6 | What If World? This is What If World. |
0:28.6 | Hey there, folks, and welcome back to What If World. |
0:35.6 | The show where your questions and ideas inspire off-the-cuff stories. |
0:40.0 | I'm Mr. Eric, your host, and today I've remastered a wonderful party story that I made right after my second child was born, when Farallis was still a new president. |
0:50.6 | The music and effects are better balanced, and I smoothed out a bunch of little noises to make this sound even better than the original. |
0:57.7 | We've got a bonus episode coming up as a holiday gift, and it'll be ad-free for supporters of What If World as always. |
1:04.7 | Now, let's get started with a question from a listener named Beatrice, who sent a ton of great ideas along with her sister Eloise. |
1:12.2 | Hello, Mr. Eric. My name is Beatrice. I live in Los Angeles, but I'm from New York City. |
1:20.1 | And I'm seven years old. I like cooking, and my favorite characters are Fred the Dog, |
1:27.1 | Apicus P. Grumbler, Dracomax, and Kathuncle. |
1:30.8 | And my question is, what if all of the world had a potluck and it was really a surprise party for Sprite all right? |
1:42.9 | Thank you so much. Love the show. Bye. |
1:46.1 | Thank you so much, Beatrice. Okay, I think I'm gonna bring Rat Tatooey to the potluck, |
1:52.2 | because it's really healthy and yummy and even I can eat it without upsetting my stomach. |
1:57.7 | Mr. Eric has a sensitive stomach. I must incorporate this into my plot to take over the world. |
2:05.8 | Kathungle, could we just have one day off from you trying to take over the world? |
2:09.8 | Okay, fine, I'll just go. But I was supposed to be your ride to what-if world. |
2:15.2 | Oh, thanks. We just have to do the other what if question there's no time |
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