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Ghostrunners

206 - Why Do Girls Like Containers So Much?

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Comedy, Improv

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2023

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Find us which one of us was voted the most romantic man and tell us what you think of the new studio! Check out Cho Yeh at bestsummerjob.org Check out Good Ranchers and get $20 off with code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Get a personalized video from us on Cameo: https://v.cameo.com/e/fvERn6rrysb Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

So let's start the episode. Okay. Okay. Okay.

0:02.4

Starts this freaking episode. What's up, Ghosties? Thanks for tuning in on another Monday.

0:07.2

Brad and I are vibing. So many good things just going on right now. One of them, I,

0:11.6

Rachel, I just did pre-marital counseling for the first time ever. Oh, yeah. Two nights ago. Yeah.

0:16.5

And hopefully the last not the last time ever, but like, hopefully this is your one time going through

0:21.0

the course. This is Rachel and I talked. We played this, you know, this is our only session.

0:25.8

Oh, our only nine week session. Yes, we're counting. This is it. We got to make the most of it.

0:29.9

And we did because right away, they're like, could we get some volunteers? And I did the

0:34.4

Rachel and necessarily be the type to volunteer, but she's like, God, let's do it. And I was like,

0:37.6

oh, you know, I'll do it. And so we volunteered and we didn't know what it was for. We went up there.

0:41.6

And yeah, I think I like you said, just make the most of it. Absolutely. We don't even know any of these

0:45.9

people. Sure. And so we get up there and there's like four or five couples. And he's like, okay,

0:51.7

the, the task is I'm going to give each of you a poem. Okay. The goal. Men is to read your poem

0:59.5

as good as you can for your lady in front of everyone. Okay. So there's probably like 50, 60 people

1:06.1

in the room. Just got in there. Haven't talked to anyone. Don't know anyone. Gotta like read this poem.

1:10.7

Okay. And I get to go last. Huge benefit. Oh, yeah. Because you can see like, how is everyone

1:17.2

else going to handle this thing? What's kind of the vibe? And so I didn't want to like go crazy and

1:22.3

just, you know, go full theatrical because this is like, we're here to like, sure. But still wanted

1:27.2

to win. I didn't know what the prize was. Didn't know what really what the rubric was. I still

1:30.5

wanted to win. I want to have the best poem reading. Yes. And so they're like, and you, what's your name?

1:34.7

Jake? Okay. Jake, let's hear it. And first move I did said, do you mind if I pull out some

1:42.3

chapstick? Oh, then you're going to pull out your phone and like play some music. I thought about,

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