One in a million.

You're a gem shine when the light grows dim.

See one, two, three, four, three, two, one.

Because no one can do it like we do it, like what we do it, like we do it, like we do it, like we do it.

Because no one can do it like who we do it like we do it, like we do it.

Because no one can do it like we do it like we do it, like we do it like we do it like we do it. Hello. Hello, welcome to Honeydumee podcast. I'm Cass.

And I'm Emma. This is our podcast where we talk about sex, relationships, friendships,

mental health, new hairdos. We cover it all. Yeah, because if you've been here since the beginning,

you know that I started this podcast with a blonde.

And I have since been cheated out of that experience.

Out of my blonde.

I had a blonde as a best friend and now basically the same hair color.

So here we are, five years later.

Disappointed and angry.

Trade it in for a different model. God damn it. Against your will. A different model.

How are you speaking of? You look like a model. Oh, you stop it. I did get an inflated ego today

because back at the office was the first day people saw my haircut. Am I dramatically

different? No, but I work with observant people. And apparently people who have grudges

against my fruit and hair. And so, yeah, everyone was like, oh my God, cute hair. And I'm like,

thank you. Thank you so much. So I'm doing great, actually.

How are you?

I'm fine. I'm being a mother. Yeah. And I'm doing that to the best of my abilities. Of course. Yeah, I am not actively avoiding sex, but what I am doing is not having a lot of it. And that's okay because there should be no pressure on anyone ever to have sex when they're not ready to do it. But riddle me this, why are people

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