204: Vampire's Kiss

Guide to the Unknown

Kristen Anderson and William Rogers

Tv & Film, Arts, Comedy

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2021

⏱️ 82 minutes

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WE ARE VAMPIRES! WE ARE VAMPIRES! Cagetober continues with the first "horror" movie Nicholas Cage ever made: a buck wild movie where he thinks he's transforming into a vampire. Is it a thriller? A romance? What exactly is that voice he's doing? Anyway, he eats a bug and does some of the most absolutely wild things imaginable. For full sources and links, visit http://www.gttupod.com/home/gttu204 Support GTTU and get access to monthly bonus podcasts, a private Discord, monthly livestreams, and more at patreon.com/gttupod. Thank you so much! See everything GTTU-related at gttupod.com. Watch videos of all of our episodes at youtube.com/talkbomb Follow us online: https://www.instagram.com/gttupod https://www.facebook.com/gttupod https://www.twitter.com/gttupod Join our private Facebook group at facebook.com/groups/gttupod

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0:00.0	Hello, welcome to Guide to the Unknown. I'm Kristen and I hated this movie.
0:05.0	And I'm her little brother, William, and I think you're week of Cage-Tober where we are exclusively talking
0:21.7	about Nicholas Cage movies.
0:23.4	Last week we covered The Wickerman and this week we are covering the first horror movie
0:28.2	Nicholas Cage ever made, a movie known as Room's Kiss.
0:33.0	And it is, I think from my vantage point,
0:37.0	probably up there with the movie The Room as a sort of tighten of the like WTF so bad it's good genre of film.
0:52.3	I didn't even feel it was so bad it's good. I really really
0:56.6	hated my experience of watching this. I really hated it. I had such a bad time. I was sick. First of all, I had a stomach bug and the
1:11.4	stomach bug had been brewing like the day before.
1:14.0	I just wasn't feeling that great.
1:15.0	I didn't think I was going to get full on sick,
1:16.7	but I wasn't feeling that well.
1:17.8	And I had planned on that night watching vampires kiss.
1:21.9	And I just had this sense that it was going to be a
1:24.2	somewhat sickening movie and I was like I already feel a little bit not good I'll
1:27.8	watch it tomorrow because I'll probably wake up feeling fresh as a daisy and I'll go in
1:31.3	then I got even sicker but I had to watch it for the show.
1:36.4	So that was going on. It felt three hours long.
1:41.2	Oh yeah. I genuinely enjoyed House of a thousand corpses more than I enjoyed
1:47.3	vampires kiss. You're saying you, okay, I, I, I, I, I, I, for a second I thought you were going to say I genuinely enjoyed House of a
1:55.0	thousand corpses but I didn't like this. No, you're saying to compare the two
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