I constantly contradict myself as a Taylor Swift fan, but like I don't particularly love any of her music videos.

No, that's exactly. The visual direction she finds herself drawn to is something that we tolerate it as fans okay?

Well well we are back with another episode of Pop Apologist Chandler, hello?

Hello, I've just spent the last four minutes waiting perfectly, quietly ready for Lauren to be done

primping and drinking water and doing all the last meetings to do before she is ready to hit

record and now I'm a little bit annoyed so let's begin the

podcast truly an artist cannot be rushed okay it's like Michelangelo when she's

looking at a block of marble you know what will I create out of the next hour I can't be rushed

Sure I mean just now we were talking about how you drink water in a very aggressive and phallic way

The only word I can think to describe it is unsightly.

And it brings up feelings within me of just disgust for you as a person.

Like I don't want to look at you ever again

because the way that you do it is just, it it's so unsightly it's an eyesore.

Okay, first of all, to the Pure Alice Pure Chandler, so thank you. But also, here's what I do everyone. I have a big water bottle and I just save my gulp for when I'm truly

thirsty and I drink a lot all at once in kind of an aggressive way. Kagan hates it, Chandler

hates it.

I mean, I don't know what to say.

Let me also just be clear here that you're doing it next to your microphone, so I'm also getting the audio of you aggressively gulping water. It's horrendous for all five senses.

Whenever I drink water in front of Kagan he's similarly

perturbed Chandler and I think the other night he said to me wow you really

like that water. It's like the first time you've ever had water.

I don't know.

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