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🗓️ 4 June 2018
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In this week's episode of the Futility Closet podcast we'll explore some more curiosities and unanswered questions from Greg's research, including a misplaced elephant, a momentous biscuit failure, a peripatetic ax murderer, and the importance of the 9 of diamonds.
We'll also revisit Michael Malloy's resilience and puzzle over an uncommonly casual prison break.
Intro:
In 1846, geologist Adam Sedgwick sent his niece some tips on pronouncing Welsh.
In 1961, psychologist Robert Sommer reflected that a person's importance is reflected in his keyring.
Sources for our feature on notes and queries:
Justin Kaplan and Anne Bernays mention the naming of Deathball Rock, Oregon, in their 1999 book The Language of Names: What We Call Ourselves and Why It Matters.
The anecdote about the King Kong animator is from Orville Goldner and George E. Turner's 1975 book The Making of King Kong.
The anecdote about Fred Astaire and the editor is from Brian Seibert's 2015 history of tap dancing, What the Eye Hears, supplemented by this New Yorker letter.
Oxford mathematician Nick Trefethen's jotted thoughts are collected in Trefethen's Index Cards, 2011.
The identity of the "bravest man" at the Battle of the Little Bighorn is discussed in Thom Hatch's 2000 Custer and the Battle of the Little Bighorn: An Encyclopedia and Frederic C. Wagner III's 2016 Participants in the Battle of the Little Big Horn. But I don't know any source that makes a decided claim as to his identity.
"Icy Mike," the bull elephant skeleton discovered on Mount Kenya, is mentioned in Matthew Power and Keridwen Cornelius' article "Escape to Mount Kenya" in National Geographic Adventure 9:7 (September 2007), 65-71.
Bernard Suits defines games in The Grasshopper: Games, Life and Utopia, 1978.
The anecdote about Maidenhead, Berkshire, is from Gordon Snell's The Book of Theatre Quotes, 1982.
The observation about William Byrd's diary is in Margaret Fleming's "Analysis of a Four-Letter Word," in Maledicta 1:2 (1977).
Bill James' book about the Villisca ax murders is The Man From the Train, co-written with his daughter Rachel McCarthy James.
Richard O. Jones describes the Cincinnati privy disaster of 1904 in this Belt Magazine article of Nov. 4, 2014. (Thanks, Glenn.)
Here's a diagram of the Woodingdean Well, the deepest hand-dug well in the world.
Barry Day mentions P.G. Wodehouse's characterization of his comic novels in his 2004 book The Complete Lyrics of P.G. Wodehouse (according to N.T.P. Murphy's 2006 A Wodehouse Handbook).
Wikipedia gives a long list of reputed reasons the 9 of diamonds is called the "curse of Scotland."
English curate Francis Kilvert mentions a mysterious organ grinder in his diary entry for May 12, 1874.
Horace Walpole's owl whistles are mentioned in Arthur Michael Samuel's Mancroft Essays, 1912.
The story about the Dabneys' clothesline telegraph appears in David Williams' I Freed Myself: African American Self-Emancipation in the Civil War Era, 2014, among other modern sources. Williams cites John Truesdale's The Blue Coats, and How They Lived, Fought and Died for the Union, from 1867. I'd be more sanguine with more authoritative sources.
Listener mail:
Nidhi Goyal, "Your Stomach Acid Can Dissolve Metal," Industry Tap, Feb. 3, 2016.
Wikipedia, "Hydrochloric Acid" (accessed June 2, 2018).
S.E. Gould, "What Makes Things Acid: The pH Scale," Lab Rat, Scientific American, Dec. 3, 2012.
Charles Herman Sulz, A Treatise on Beverages, Or, The Complete Practical Bottler, 1888.
"Properties of Some Metals: Tin," James P. Birk, CHM-115: General Chemistry with Qualitative Analysis, Arizona State University.
P.K. Li et al., "In Vitro Effects of Simulated Gastric Juice on Swallowed Metal Objects: Implications for Practical Management," Gastrointestinal Endoscopy 46:2 (August 1997), 152-155.
IMDb, "Open Water 2: Adrift."
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0470055/
Wikipedia, "Open Water 2: Adrift" (accessed June 2, 2018).
This week's lateral thinking puzzle was contributed by listener Esmeralda Rupp-Spangle, who sent this corroborating link (warning -- this spoils the puzzle).
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0:00.0 | Welcome to the Futility Closet Podcast, forgotten stories from the pages of history. |
0:14.2 | Visit us online to sample more than 10,000 quirky curiosities from the rigors of Welsh to the politics of key rings. |
0:21.7 | This is episode 203. I'm Greg Ross. |
0:24.6 | And I'm Sharon Ross. |
0:26.5 | In today's show, we'll explore some more curiosities and unanswered questions from Greg's |
0:31.0 | research, including a misplaced elephant, a momentous biscuit failure, a peripatetic |
0:37.3 | axe murderer, and the importance of the |
0:39.8 | Nine of Diamonds. We'll also revisit Michael Malloy's resilience and puzzle over an uncommonly |
0:46.8 | casual prison break. Okay, notes and queries. We do this from time to time. These are either stories that weren't |
0:57.4 | quite long enough to get the full proper treatment or questions I couldn't answer or just |
1:01.4 | odds and ends that wouldn't fit anywhere else. If you can shed any light on any of this, |
1:05.7 | please write to us at podcast at futilitycloset.com. Here we go. In their 1999 book, The Language of Names, Justin Kaplan |
1:13.7 | and Anne Bernays say that the town of Deathball Rock, Oregon, was named to commemorate an |
1:18.8 | unsuccessful attempt to make biscuits. I'm a fire to know more about that, but I haven't been |
1:23.8 | able to find anything anywhere. They must have been astonishingly terrible biscuits to name a whole town after them. Well, I'll sort of call them deathball. Yeah, they didn't |
1:32.8 | name the disappointing biscuits, Oregon. They just made this name that's going to reverberate through |
1:37.9 | the ages. In their 1975 book, The Making of King Kong, which is about the making of the original |
1:43.0 | King Kong in 1933, |
1:49.2 | Orville Goldner and George E. Turner described the troubles that the stop-motion animators on that film faced. They write, an animator worked for several hours on a difficult scene when he |
1:53.4 | discovered that he had left a pair of pliers lying so that one of the handles was within |
1:57.5 | camera range in the foreground. Due to the low camera angle, it was unidentifiable, |
2:02.1 | but appeared only as an elongated gray mass. Unable to bear the thought of starting afresh, |
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