203: Lotta Cheese in London & Selling a Lemon
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🗓️ 1 September 2025
⏱️ 97 minutes
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Jake and Gareth help a London caller tell his parents about a sensitive surgery. Then, they help the office social captain throw her own goodbye party.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. We're back to help. |
| 0:21.9 | We're there to help. |
| 0:25.3 | And we are back. |
| 0:28.8 | On a Monday. |
| 0:30.7 | Okay, so my brother has a dog that is a older dog that's been a real pain in the ass. Like, it's just like, it's, it's so neurotic that when like any, when people leave, he like loses his mind. He chews up shit, he's got all that stuff going on. I get it. And, um, you do, of course. Yeah, that's what you do. But, uh, but so it's,, and like even if someone's phone vibrates, like it gives him ajida. Like the dog, okay, so, so I was like, I was shooting something and there was a huge dummy. There was like a big stuffed dummy. |
| 1:09.1 | Okay. And I told my brother, I was like, you know, on the show, |
| 1:12.4 | we actually had someone call in and they had an issue with when they left their dog. And I was like, |
| 1:19.8 | what if we, what if you took this dummy and you put some of your clothes on it? You did our pitch. |
| 1:27.2 | I did our pitch in the real world. Quick thing to stay on this. Anybody who has ever done a pitch they heard on this show based on what Garrett did, call in. We can have you for a follow-up. But you have to have actually done something you've heard. We'd love to hear it how it happen. Keep going, Garrett. um, so they took it. Why don't you start with the picture, Natalie? |
| 1:47.0 | I'll show you the picture first. So the picture that they did. |
| 1:52.5 | So this is, so this is the guy they dressed them. So first of all, I'll be honest. |
| 1:57.4 | Okay, so they started to, because they put it in a chair, they started to call |
| 2:01.5 | him Jeremy. Sure. And, uh, and then over the course of time, Jeremy developed a bit of a |
| 2:06.9 | drinking issue. So they were, yeah, so they were saying Jeremy had a bit of a drinking issue. |
| 2:12.9 | T-Rots, no like push-ups is a great tank. Well, Well, and I will say he came with the beard. |
| 2:19.5 | But so they, okay, so they, so this is where it started, right? |
| 2:26.7 | And then they started to kind of build the lore of Cherokee. |
| 2:29.7 | And then they would go out and they were like, they couldn't tell, because they also have to put the dog on like some anti-anxiety drugs too. It's got stuff. So they weren't sure if it was the drugs or if it was Cherami. But, and you can see he's got some weights on the table there. So fitness is important. But then... Talking about one of the five-pounders. Yeah, there was still something. |
| 2:53.8 | And, okay, and then, so this is the video. |
| 2:58.4 | The dog started to really... Like the other call, this dog really started to like Jeremy. |
| 3:03.5 | Oh, my God. |
| 3:05.3 | So you can see here, the dog... |
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