Hey, Jeff.

Hey, Eric.

How are you?

I'm pretty good.

How are you? Doing well, thank you. Where are we right now? Right now, we are in New York, where our microphones are, where our apartment is, where all of that happens, we are in New York. But when this episode comes out, we will be on vacation in Utah and or Arizona by the Grand Canyon where we will not be bringing our microphones and our engineering equipment.

We are not doing any podcasting out in the America's Southwest.

This has been recorded way ahead of time.

And so that means that we don't know exactly what is going on right now, nor do we know exactly

what's gone on over the last week. So,

let's talk about all the things that we don't know. Okay. I don't know if the world even exists

anymore. That is the whole reason why we went on this trip. We wanted to see the national parks

before Trump takes them away. We don't know if the world exists right now. That's a little bleak. We don't know what Nikki Minaj's numbers are right now. How are you equating those two things? Jeff, listen to the Barbes. Yeah. And they'll tell you that the world is over. My God. Yeah. They're going to blow up the world because Nikki didn't beat Travis. Or maybe she did.

Right.

We don't know.

Right. We don't know what happened. What else don't we know? What milk costs at the grocery store might have changed. Just in general? Yeah. Might have changed. We're very out of touch. We don't know if we have an apartment waiting for us when we get back home. That's actually very true. Because our building got bought for a lot of money and we think that they don't want to have us around anymore to pay what we pay for rent. We think they want to get like, I don't know, more classy residents in the building. You can't get classier than us, but they do want somebody who will pay more rent. Yeah. So if you guys want to house us in your apartment, please let us know. Should we do a GoFundMe for,

I thought you're going to say like a giveaway. Like, hey, we'll stay at your apartment and record podcasts at your apartment if you. No, I thought you meant give away like, give away all of our stuff so we can quickly move because we don't know whether there's going to be an apartment or not waiting for us. Yeah, not great.

But what do we know, Jeff?

We do know that we have a book on pre-sale right now on Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble.com and even It's the Real.com. Yeah, it drops on September 4th, which is that, like, tomorrow or the next day, or has it happened already? I don't know. Time is made up. September 4th, but it's on pre-sale before September 4th.

Yeah.

It's the real.com, Amazon.com, Barnes & Noble.com. The book is called Rimebook. Rimebook. It's a lined notebook. We put a lot of work into it. You guys will really fuck with it if you fuck with us. Go get that. Rime book right now. What else do we know? We know that we are putting on a show at Highline Ballroom here in New York City.

Man, I know how many people have been like, yo, when are you performing in New York City next? Well, the answer is October 3rd. Yeah, October 3rd, guys. Get your tickets. It's the real.com. We're doing two Jews and two black dudes review the movies live. Us and the Locks. Live, if you guys love what you hear online, if you love what you hear in your headphones, if you love what you hear on your speakers, you will really, really, really, really enjoy it live. Also, we're going to be down in Atlanta on October 5th. Has that happened yet? No, no. Okay, October 5th. How long is our vacation?

A3C.

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