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🗓️ 3 August 2022
⏱️ 80 minutes
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If you can't hang, you don't get into heaven... This week Tyler and Johnny discuss the Albert Ostman encounter, as well as the Grinning Man. Plus: a letter to the future, our household vs The Ashlee Simpson Show, and we give it up for a new diva in our midst--Pearl the Oyster!
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0:30.0 | that's spooky. I'm Johnny and I'm Tyler and this is a weekly podcast that you can turn on if you're |
0:34.4 | being haunted by any bigoted ghosts. They'll be gone baby. It's true yeah. We'll exercise and |
0:39.6 | then we'll do it for free. Yeah. Yeah. It comes with the territory. Yeah. All right. It's not |
0:45.8 | how are we doing today. You know what? I'm doing gorgeous. Yeah. I'm feeling delicious. |
0:49.7 | Amazing. What a coincidence. Wow. Delicious. Gorgeous. That's amazing. |
0:54.8 | Trust me. We wouldn't be turning on the mics if we didn't feel delicious and gorgeous. It's |
0:58.4 | true. Really when I ask you how you're doing it's it's a formality. Yeah. I know. You're doing |
1:03.3 | anyway. Yeah. We live together. That's right. We sleep together. Yeah. We dream together. Do we? |
1:08.7 | We take out the dog together. I don't know. We do it a lot of things together. I don't know if |
1:12.8 | we dream together. Have you ever shared a dream with somebody? Like had a dream and then they |
1:17.1 | had the same dream. I don't know. Nobody's really telling me about their dreams and when they tell |
1:21.2 | me about their dreams. I don't tend to listen. So I mean maybe. Yeah. Maybe. I don't know. You? No. Oh. No. My dreams |
1:30.1 | are too wild. Well, minor too. It's sexy. So good thing. Nobody shares our dreams with us. Yeah. I |
1:38.0 | guess so. We'd be exposed for the freaks we are. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, honestly though, |
1:42.7 | it doesn't this podcast just kind of exposed us for the freaks we are on a weekly basis. Yeah. |
1:46.4 | And it creates a record that someday our our family members down the road will discover and they'll |
1:50.8 | be like, whoa. Yeah. They were freaks. Yep. Yeah. Oh, that day. Yeah. I'm like someday my nieces and |
1:58.5 | nephews are going to become like teenagers into adults and they're going to discover that their |
2:03.2 | uncle has been telling you rimming jokes on the internet for a number of years. Uh-huh. It's going to |
2:08.3 | be interesting. It's going to be like Denise Richards explaining to her nephew how she's done |
2:15.2 | playboy. Oh my god. It's going to be like us explaining to our listeners that we watched all two |
2:19.9 | seasons of Denise Richards. It's complicated over the last week. That's the only reason we |
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