2025.12.16: How Quick Is Quicksand
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 16 December 2025
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
Burnie and Ashley discuss purchasing mistakes, retail policies, Amazon stores, long term addiction, bail bonds, mass casualty reporting, and the quickest of quicksands.
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| 0:00.0 | But I'd like the pie heated, and I don't want the ice cream on top. |
| 0:03.0 | I want it on the side. |
| 0:04.0 | And I like strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it. |
| 0:06.2 | If not, then no ice cream, just whipped cream, but only if it's real. If it's out of a can, then nothing. Not even the pie? No, just the pie, but then not heated. Hey! Sounds reasonable. No, she does just once. Shut up! Good morning to you wherever you are because it is |
| 0:24.6 | Morning September! |
| 0:26.2 | For December 16th, 2020. |
| 0:28.4 | My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. |
| 0:34.0 | She has a special order. |
| 0:35.6 | It's Ashley Burns. Say hi to Ashley. |
| 0:39.0 | Oh, we're already making fun of me for being bad at ordering stuff i fucked up burning i thought i was going to say uh i'll have what she's |
| 0:43.1 | having oh that no no no i thought you were making fun of me because i'm bad at buying stuff uh no i uh so |
| 0:49.3 | a few months ago i got one of the xbox handhelds, right? It was a gift for Microsoft, very kind. |
| 0:55.0 | I wouldn't call it a gift. |
| 0:57.0 | Well, I mean, it was like, they said it to us and then we said if we liked it or not, right? You're paying for it right now, actually. This is all part of the system. But one of the things that I like to do with the stuff that I can play on the go is I like |
| 1:11.5 | to get cases for them and take care of them and, you know, like protect them from getting all like mushed in my bag. You can also read that as buy extra crap. Yes, I like to buy extra crap for them. Sometimes even like, I'll get little caps for the joysticks and go, oh, that's cute. So I got, I decided it was time to get a carry case for the Xbox handheld. |
| 1:31.2 | And for the joysticks and go, oh, that's cute. So I got, I decided it was time to get a carry case |
| 1:29.0 | for the Xbox handheld. And so I went online and I bought one, turned, like I was really happy |
| 1:35.8 | with it, turned up. And then I was like, why isn't this thing fit? Why doesn't my thing fit in the |
| 1:40.1 | thing? It's a case. I looked at the label. Bernie, I bought, okay, I'm going to tell you what I |
| 1:46.6 | bought. I bought a case for the Rog ally. What's that? The ROG ally. That's what it is. |
| 1:54.9 | No, it's not. No, it's not. It's the ROG Xbox ally. And if you buy the just-alli one, it's the totally different thing. |
| 2:03.5 | What, it's a different form factor? What's the point? |
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