How strange it is to be anything at all.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you wherever you are because it is morning, September.

For December 11th, 2020.

My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. Do not worry. She has been age verified. It's Ashley Burns. Say hi to Ashley, everybody. I drew hair on my face with a marker. That's how you got away with it. That's how I got away with it. There's this new thing. I don't know if it's new. We might have even talked about it before. Dermablating. I see ladies doing this on YouTube short. Dermal planing. Yeah, where you basically, yeah, it's like lady shaving where you have this like really delicate razor. It's just shaving. It is. It's like you shave off specifically like all the peach fuzz and stuff. The idea, I think being that then foundation and stuff

lays nice and, and, and, you know, dewy on the skin. If you're going for like that, that, that lovely

dewy glass skin look or whatever it is, dermal planing is like one of those steps. It's one of

those like extraordinarily high maintenance things that I'm like, I should do that.

I should, that's a great idea.

And I'm never going to do that. I think the same time every time I look at my nails and I'm like, I should paint my nails or like, I should do something with them. And I'm like, but I'm not going to. Well, the first step in this process is they cover their face in some kind of powder, which very dramatically highlights the peach vuzz, right? And makes it look like it's a bigger problem.

Right. So then they can solve this problem that they didn't realize they had, but is actually

a huge issue. That they went out to buy a product to highlight, right? It literally is like

taking a highlighter and highlighting something in a giant page of text and saying like, oh, look at that. That word really stands out. And then they take this little like, I'm trying to think what it looks like. It almost looks like a little exacto kind of a thing. Yeah, it's like a toothbrush. It's like a straight little blade, but it's like on a stick. and it's really fine, really sharp, really delicate. And then you just brush it along your face. And it just, do, do, do, do. Typically, there are a lot of products out there that they market to men by just saying for men on it. Right? Like, you need, like, a serial permit. What was that?

She just jumped in there.

She just jumped in there.

Yeah.

The soundboard's gone wild.

It's a chief sentience.

But, you know, and we do have those products like, like, whatever, for men.

This feels like shaving for women, right?

It does feel like that just bust out the barbosol shaving cream and just go to just go for it.

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