2025.12.08: Church For Sale
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 8 December 2025
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
Burnie and Ashley discuss pumping up the crowd, cell phone lockers, Star Wars diners, A New Hope theatrical cut, being the coldest, the cringe-worty World Cup draw, The Jason Statham Game, and the surprising wins at the box office.
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| 0:00.0 | Everyone spam cap in the chat and let's get a nice loud capa. |
| 0:07.0 | Nope, you guys. |
| 0:08.5 | Nope. |
| 0:09.0 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:12.0 | Shut up. |
| 0:13.0 | Good morning to you wherever you are because it is morning somewhere. |
| 0:23.1 | Or December 8th, 2020. |
| 0:28.0 | My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. |
| 0:30.3 | She's got a nice little cap on the chat. |
| 0:31.2 | Tash Burns. |
| 0:32.7 | That's how to Ash, everybody. |
| 0:39.4 | Have you ever tried something like that that just didn't take off? Man, try to get an audience going i used to have a thing i would do at the start of uh like whenever i do a talk or like a |
| 0:46.4 | presentation or whatever they went over well but i just i just stopped doing it kind of played |
| 0:51.6 | into that where i would say like how how do we do it out there tonight? |
| 1:10.7 | And, you know, they always goes, yeah. You know, whatever. Some people who are really game are going to give you a break there. And then the follow up to that is always what does the presenter do when they go with the first I can't hear you. I go, I can't hear you. And then I go, how are y'all doing tonight? And everybody goes, yeah. |
| 1:12.4 | And they go, hey, you know what, guys. |
| 1:44.5 | I got to be honest with you. I go, I can't hear you. And then I go, how y'all doing tonight? And I go, hey, you know what, guys, I got to be honest with you. I could hear you the first time. I don't want to start this off on a lie. And I just stopped doing that because I had done it too many times. You're self-conscious about, I always got self-conscious about reusing material because that's a big deal on a podcast to reuse something. Whereas in every other format of entertainment, it's not. That sounds a lot like workshopping a comedy set. Right. Like, you know, comedians, they do the same 30 minutes over and over every single time. Every single night. But it's tweet, so it's different. Is it though? Is it though? |
| 2:02.9 | It is, but it's not. Yeah, but it's not. And no one really cares, right? No one cares about it at all. In fact, though it's getting to be a bigger deal. I want to say, maybe he's just top of mind because of the horrible thing I went through this weekend. But I want to say Kevin Hart doesn't allow cell phones. It's one of the first people to not allow cell phones in his in his comedic performances. I've heard that there's a there |
| 2:10.3 | are musicians that do that for concerts and stuff now too. And it seems like it's actually |
| 2:14.8 | improving the concert going experience for the people who go as well, |
| 2:18.2 | because then they're actually, you know, enjoying it. |
| 2:21.2 | There's got to be a company who does that stuff. |
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