I want to see my little boy.

I want to see my little boy.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is

Morning, Somewhere!

For October 10th, 2020

My name is

Bernie Burns

sitting right over there

Here she comes

It's how to ask you everybody

I do

That's like the soundtrack

of like kids at school

You will like wait for the kid

to come out of the school

afterwards

And you're like waiting to see Is he smiling? Is he happy? Did he have a good day? I want to see my little boy. The flip side of that is like dropping the kid off for school and watching him go in and waiting to see if he looks back before he goes in and he doesn't. But that's a good thing. It is a good thing. It's like, you know, you have that, like, there's that bittersweet where it's like, it's a little bit sad, but it's also, you know it's a good thing because he's like growing up and getting comfortable and, you know, he's happy he's onto this step, but also, like, he's just, he's not so little as he was the day before. Let me tell you something sitting over there, lady. When I'm alone with these kids, all they do is ask constantly, where's mommy, where's mommy, where's mommy? It's like, mommy is upstairs. She's resting and having some time to herself. Like, I'm going to go check. Like, they don't trust me to report to them where you are. They're like, I need to go see her. She's up staring at a wall in silence. Just taking it down a notch.

That's what you put up with. The constant monitoring and attention and neediness. Here's what I deal with. I don't know why. Kids just like to hurt their dad. They jump on their dad. You watch TV the other day. It's, what is that? Is that like some

built-in, like, genetic thing? Is this go back to like the era of caves? Why do they jump

straight on you? Knees first every time. Every single time. They come in with their knees because

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