I do that.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere.

For October 9th, 2020.

My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there ready to accept her award. It's Ashley Burns. Say hi to Ashley. I would like to think. Do you know what awards I'm talking about today? No, what awards are talking about? Wait, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. This one comes with a million dollar check. I'll just tell you that. A million dollar check. Not Nobel then. It is, yeah. No, I was getting, Nobel has that kind money? Yeah, they, well, they invented dynamite. That's the company that invented dynamite. Oh, that's right, big dynamite. That's the, that's the big boom industry right there. So, uh, one of the, Nobel Prize winner, you say Nobel? Nobel. Do you say Nobel Prize? You say Nobel Prize?

I called the Nobel Prize. Let me try to erase everything we've said out of my memory and I'll

just say it naturally. I won the Nobel Prize. Nobel. Yeah, just like Nobel. Like there's

Nobel in it. Right. You say, and how do you say, no bell? You can have some bells and you can have

no bells. Word is lost all meaning.

One of the Nobel Prize winners didn't know they had won an award because they saw a call from Sweden and didn't answer.

That's one of the most relatable things a Nobel Prize winner has ever done, in my opinion.

It seems that pops up quite a lot with the Nobel Prize actually.

I heard there was another winner at some point who didn't realize because he was like off-the-grid backpacking for several weeks.

There was someone else who like tried to call the number back because they just like missed the call.

Like it happens a lot.

When you have like really brilliant people, they can be a little weird, right? That's just a thing. Their brain works in a slightly different way. They have different priorities. And some of them are probably like, I don't even know how to pronounce Nobel. I'm not going to answer.

Right. According to the article that I read on AP News, some people know it's coming, like they get a heads up.

Or maybe their innovation or contribution was more recent than some people.

Like the people who won the Nobel Prize for Chemistry this year, some of their work dates back to 1989.

Wow.

Yeah.

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