2025.10.08: The Cool Teacher
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 8 October 2025
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
Burnie and Ashley discuss contest winners, Wes Anderson, Austin celebs, Mike Judge, blasts from the past, Korey Coleman, high school AP courses, the cool teacher, and being unable to solve our own problems as teenagers.
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| 0:00.0 | Enough is enough. |
| 0:04.7 | I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday play. |
| 0:10.0 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:13.1 | Shut up. |
| 0:14.2 | Good morning to you wherever you are because it is more like somewhere. |
| 0:21.7 | Or October 8th, 2020. |
| 0:24.4 | Five, my name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. |
| 0:29.8 | Humping on Hump Day. |
| 0:30.7 | It's Ashley Burns. |
| 0:32.4 | Say hi to Ashley, everybody. |
| 0:33.7 | Always be humping. |
| 0:34.8 | That's my motto. |
| 0:36.0 | A, B.H. |
| 0:37.1 | Always be humping. Right out of the gate. That drop, by the way, was part of the episode on Monday. And I thought, free drop. I don't have to work for this one. I've already done the work. Besides, if we get a little giggle listening to it, then that just makes the morning brighter. Monday to Friday plane. You know, there's a group of writers sitting there thinking, they're watching him talk to somebody goes, I got it. Monday to Friday plane. Do you think anyone does it? Like, they intentionally try to get the most ridiculous ones possible. Do they bring in like the bad lip reading guys? Yeah, those guys are great. And just, what can you make out of this that is absolutely stupid? |
| 1:15.1 | 90% sure. |
| 1:17.1 | 90% sure over here. |
| 1:19.8 | Those guys are from Austin. |
| 1:21.4 | Really? |
| 1:21.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:22.5 | One of those weird things that you don't, thing you don't associate with Austin. |
| 1:25.5 | Another thing that you never associate with Austin, even though they're like, you always hear about like Rodriguez and Matthew McConaughey |
| 1:31.7 | and Richard Linklitter, if you're a film buff. Mike Judge, never hear about Mike Judge. Mike |
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