2025.09.25: Never Swallow The Worm
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 25 September 2025
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Burnie and Ashley discuss their succesful (?) dental exams, popular internet t-shirts, tall vibing, best selling RT shirts, The Yoke Controversy, future judgement, Farscape, Babylon 5, Stargate, and when good medical news leads to bad habits.
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| 0:00.0 | That's my opinion! |
| 0:02.8 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:05.8 | Shut up. |
| 0:07.0 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is... |
| 0:13.3 | Morning, September 25th, 2020. |
| 0:16.9 | My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. She's literally just sitting down over there. |
| 0:23.6 | It's Ashley Burns. Hi to Ashley, buddy. You love doing this to me. I'm like, oh, no, I'm going to get on my stuff in order. Oh, no. |
| 0:28.4 | Started the podcast on our way in. So we're heading back to the dentist today for our follow-up appointments. |
| 0:33.9 | We didn't tell everyone the results of our stellar dental |
| 0:38.6 | appointment. Well, I guess they weren't quite stellar. I would say like maybe a minus. So yeah, we've got to go back to the dentist today. I need a filling and you're getting. Oh, do you need a filling? When was the last time you went to the dentist? See, that's the thing. Let's talk about Let's have real talk. |
| 0:51.0 | Okay, real talk is, so it's one of the things that fell off with the |
| 0:55.4 | move and with the pandemic and everything is we established a GP, but we never established a dentist. |
| 1:00.7 | Right. So I've never been to the dentist in Scotland before. And five years we've been here. |
| 1:05.7 | Yes, but it's actually longer than that. I haven't been to the dentist since I was pregnant with Finn. |
| 1:10.2 | So it's been like seven years since I've been to the dentist. Now, that sounds like a long time. |
| 1:15.5 | That's a very long time considering you're supposed to go twice a year. But the nice thing, I guess, |
| 1:21.2 | is that I have like one tiny filling that I need to get done. So I have like one tiny cavity in seven years. That's not bad. |
| 1:28.9 | I'm giving the credit, honestly, largely to vibrating teeth brushes. Okay. Good. I'm not that there's |
| 1:35.7 | going to be like my edging comment yesterday. Vibrating what? Yeah, it's so usually though that that |
| 1:42.8 | average does average out where you're supposed to go twice a year. |
| 1:46.7 | And if you don't go for like five years, then you have to go 10 times in one year to correct all the problems. |
| 1:51.0 | But no, I was in the same boat. I hadn't been in probably about five years. |
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