2025.09.24: Daily Worldly News
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 24 September 2025
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Burnie and Ashley discuss robot umpires, robot mowers, robot vacuums, robot Amazon workers, loving humans, and yet despising internet comments. Plus fat bears and Bat Boy.
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| 0:00.0 | Camelot. Camelot. It's only a model. |
| 0:09.9 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:13.0 | Good morning to you, wherever you are because it is... |
| 0:20.1 | My head's our! Fourth of February, 2025. Great job, Kaya. My name is Bernie Burns, sitting right over there. She's in love with today's shout. If Ashley Byrd, say hi to Ashley, everybody. I'm in love with the shout. I'm also in love with the drop. We're not offering a t-shirt for that drop guest, by the way. No, no, no. Let's be clear. That's only on, like, when we announced that. |
| 0:40.8 | There were some people who were sending me guesses for yesterday. It's like, we have to set out the rules in advance. No, no. What, you think we just got a t-shirt cannon over here? that would be that would be it'll be more obscure i think think the pretty woman one was, was a test, and we will get, like, we'll find, like, what the sweet spot is for where people don't get it within the first 20 seconds. It's got to be the appropriate level of hardness. Yeah, but once you put stuff out there, you know, |
| 1:07.1 | there's always going to be somebody who knows it, right? |
| 1:09.2 | Like, there's always one person who knows one thing. |
| 1:11.9 | I guess not if it's fiddlesticks. |
| 1:13.5 | Not if it's fiddlesticks, not knows it, right? Like, there's always one person who knows one thing. |
| 1:11.9 | I guess not if it's fiddlesticks. |
| 1:13.5 | Not if it's fiddlesticks. |
| 1:14.7 | Not if it's fiddlesticks. See, as you said, I'm trying to raise you, raise your bar culturally and introduce you to things like the Zellner Brothers fiddle sticks. Also, because when you are like the, like the guy who knows the obscure thing, that's a good, like that's a good feeling. |
| 1:30.7 | You feel like I didn't waste my time learning all the pop culture references, right? |
| 1:35.4 | That was, I thought, one of the major selling points for something like Ready Player 1 is like all the nerds who knew all the references were like, yeah. |
| 1:43.9 | There was something |
| 1:44.5 | bugging the shit out of me we decided to watch gen v the the new season of gen v which just |
| 1:50.6 | started and which we i was very curious about because they have a lot to handle but go on how would |
| 1:55.0 | you describe the leader of the school what is that title headmaster principal uh dean dean the dean of the school. There's a new dean this year. And I was like, I fucking know this guy. And I refuse sometimes to look it up. I'm like, going to make that connection on my own. And I actually looked up his name because we hit pause and it's an Amazon show and Amazon tells you. They do the X-ray thing, which is a feature that I love, but it does ruin if you |
| 2:19.4 | are trying to guess a thing yourself, it does ruin that. Yeah, but it was just his name, and what was his name, Hamish-link litter or something like that? Yeah, it was Hamish Linklitter and you was I was like, immediately, that doesn't help at all. I never would have guessed that. So. And I finally had to look him up and he's like one of the dudes who's in the team for, I can't remember the name of the character, but it's the Steve Corel character from Big Short. Yeah, you never would have got that right. Yeah, yeah. Well, one of the guys is in secession and then the other guy, there's two other guys that I can think of off the top of head. One of the guys is this guy. So it's like, oh, yeah, oh, yeah. |
| 2:51.7 | It made me feel good that I looked it up because I would have never come up with that. Right. Whereas the other night we were trying to guess, like, what's the West Sanderson movie about the hotel? And then, you know, when you get, your brain gets close enough? And it goes, we're not going any closer than this. And it goes, Rwanda. |
| 3:06.4 | And you go, that's not it, brain. |
| 3:08.2 | It's not Hotel Rwanda. |
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