2025.05.28: Actuarial Body Shaming
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 28 May 2025
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
Burnie and Ashley discuss cheese rolling, standing airline seats, Harry Potter casting, breaking the mold, callback threshholds, farting corpses, Japanese illegal names, speed traps, banned kid names, Mexican Robocop, US jailbreaks, and picking up hitchhikers.
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| 0:00.0 | Do you have any idea how much that hurts? |
| 0:04.5 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:07.6 | Shut up. |
| 0:08.8 | Good morning to you, wherever you are because it is. |
| 0:14.2 | Morning, September! |
| 0:15.9 | Or May 28, 2020. |
| 0:18.9 | Five, my name is Bernie Burns. |
| 0:22.5 | Sitting right over there. |
| 0:24.7 | She's rolling down the hill. |
| 0:25.6 | It's Ashley Burns. |
| 0:26.1 | Hi to Ashley, everybody. |
| 0:27.6 | Some people are running up that hill. |
| 0:29.2 | I'm just rolling down it. |
| 0:30.3 | It's weird. |
| 0:30.8 | It's funny how the year comes around so quickly. |
| 0:32.7 | It seems like we were just talking about the Gloucester Chiefsroll. |
| 0:39.6 | Yeah, so would it be weird to be a city that's known for chasing cheese once a year? |
| 0:46.5 | And like, that's your whole thing. |
| 0:48.6 | Is it their whole thing? |
| 0:50.0 | They're also known for the cheese itself. |
| 0:52.0 | Only because it rolls. |
| 0:53.0 | I guess so. |
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