2025.05.27: The One With All The Copyright Claims
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 27 May 2025
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
Burnie and Ashley discuss credit card fraud, customer service, the American Music Awards, Billie Eilish domination, DJO -- the artist who looks like himself, Social Song of the Year, the two-thirds sampling rule, and a copyright battle royale for the ages. This episode is extended on Patreon.
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| 0:00.0 | Have I got your attention now? |
| 0:02.6 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:05.6 | Shut up. |
| 0:06.8 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is... |
| 0:12.3 | Morning Southwest! |
| 0:13.9 | For May 27, 2020. |
| 0:16.9 | Five, my name is Bernie Burns. |
| 0:20.6 | Sitting right over there, she'd like to thank her adoring family. |
| 0:23.6 | It's Ashley Burns. |
| 0:24.5 | Say hi to Ashley, everybody. |
| 0:26.1 | I'm so sorry I couldn't be here in person, but please enjoy this recording of me saying thank you. |
| 0:31.3 | Listen, there's a lot of news today. |
| 0:33.9 | Most of it's music news today, so get ready to get demonetized. |
| 0:37.2 | Because we're talking about music we like, so better take away our ability to earn income. |
| 0:43.2 | The, uh, I had a whole thing this morning where I had to get my credit card unlocked. |
| 0:49.8 | Yes. |
| 0:50.1 | Because it started, just started declining on it. Started to act up. |
| 0:53.2 | Started saying like, nah, I don't think so. You know what it probably is? It probably is because I used it recently on Steam. And credit card companies think Steam is just a haven for thieves, I guess, or something. I don't know, all you fucking gamers out there. It's practically porn. Stealing your fucking parents credit cards. Get a fucking job. |
| 1:12.0 | Kids. Whatever's causing this. It's because we all stole the credit cards and went and bought |
| 1:16.3 | Fantasy Life. I'm going to assume. I'm going to make this assumption. I don't know. |
| 1:21.0 | Never worked in the financial industry. Never worked for a credit card company. |
| 1:25.0 | I'm going to assume they have some of the most robust algorithms that exist out there for analyzing transactions. I'm not sure I believe that. |
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