You better work.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...

Morning, Southwest.

For May the 14th, 2020.

My name is Bernie Burns. I added a V in there for some reason. I'm not sure why. Ashley

is shocked by that. Say hi to Ashley, everybody. Look, you just got a floating V. It happens.

Listen, I'm struggling a little bit over here. Yeah, this, like, is this, you know, Bernie, we have a rule against voluminous gowns this year. Listen, I worked with my stylist on my voluminous gown for over three weeks. I'm not going to, I'm going to wear it, God damn it. I'm going to get today's notice. All right, so yesterday we talked about the new rule that can put in place banning voluminous gowns. So Bernie is wearing his voluminous gown today. Boy, that thing,

those feathers are really impressive. It is absolutely gorgeous. I'm buried in this thing,

but it looks lovely. It is. Absolutely lovely. I particularly appreciate your cold cut necklace.

Oh, yes. And the fact that your voluminous gown has a pocket specifically for a loaf of bread so you can make yourself a sandwich whenever you get peckish.

But I'm not sure about the snake.

I'm not sure that's selling it.

I'm also not sure if that would be allowed under the nudity rules.

If you cover yourself with an animal, a live animal that's also not wearing clothes, does that count as nudity?

A snake? How

dare you, Ashley? This is Amelia. She has a name. She's like, she her. See her. All right,

enough of this stupid thing. I'm putting away my voluminous gown. The point is the can red carpet is here, can put out new rules saying no voluminous dresses

and nobody listened.

Nobody gave me shit.

No one cared.

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