I want a human moment from you.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Look it!

I'm running to you wherever you are because it is...

Morning September!

For May the 9th, 2020.

Five, my name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. She's shaking her head at me. What's going on with the shaking of the head? Ashley, say hi, Ashley, everybody. I get the date wrong. You know, you're just not excited enough about being Friday. Oh, it's Friday. You don't think I was excited enough from that intro? Friday, everybody. Silence on that was definitely. It's Friday, everybody. Hey, you made it a Friday. That means you are at the end of your work week. You are done for the week, unless you are the new Pope. Right. Unless you, I was going to say, unless you work on weekends and then, sorry about that. But does, so the Pope works on weekends. So he works on god's day is that sinful he's god's

he's got to clock in but doesn't that make it more sinful that he's like so what are you going to do

it's sunday the pope would have to work on sunday right i guess the pope could theoretically

if it's a sin to work on the Sabbath, he could just confess to himself

and then forgive himself. That'd be like a superpower. That's a huge loophole.

Where you can forgive yourself of your sins. That would be amazing. You just like look in the

mirror and you're like, I'm real sorry about that. Yeah. See, I had a, like, I lied a bunch and, you know, I killed a guy or something.

Had some impure thoughts.

And then you just look yourself in the mirror and go, that's okay, buddy.

I know you meant well.

I'm going to judge you based on your intentions today.

How about that instead?

Do you have some pure thoughts about men, too?

Do you have impure thoughts about men too? Do you have impure thoughts on man, father?

God, I think that movie, I grew up Catholic.

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