Do you love her?

Yes.

Are you willing to do whatever it takes to stay with her?

No.

We're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...

Morning, September!

For March 11, 2020. Five, my name is Party Burns sitting right over there. I do love her. I would do anything to stay with her. It's Ashley Burns. Say hi to Ashley, everybody. So that wasn't just like a message or something. No, I always worry about that. Sometimes with the podcast and stuff, um, um, you know, I was worried, like, my friends are going to think've had it too where people have said like, was that about me? It's like, no, it's not, it's not about you. It's because we were all trained on vague booking or the, the early era of Facebook where you would post something that was like, oh, you really think you know somebody. Oh, God. And then, and then all of your friends will message you and be like, oh my God, babe, what's going on? And you go, I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it. Don't bug me about this, guys. Yeah. And it's like, even though I posted this on a publicly viewable global platform, I don't want to talk about it. talk about it. Yeah, or that'll be your next post. Is guys, stop asking me about the thing that I won't talk about.

I don't, just do people still do that or is that like maybe taken on some new form?

Because I feel like, well, I mean, for one, I haven't used Facebook in years. But second of all,

I feel like that's not the kind of post I see on social media anymore.

It's either we've learned as a society not to do that or we've just aged out of the group of

people. We know have friends of the age that do that. Right. Maybe they're doing it on

Snapchat now and we're just like off in a corner completely oblivious to what's happening.

We've, I mean, we've all had friends like when

you were in middle school, whatever, or you went to house parties, right, when you were in school.

Yeah, sure. There would always be someone who ended up crying in the bathroom or something.

Have been that girl. I've been that girl. Yeah. I mean, it's like, there's always somebody who's

crying at the party. It's like, you don't have to stay at the party.

You can just go home and be sad.

But it's people want their attention. What were you crying about at the party? Oh, look, who knows? Oh, really? Who knows? You know, it's a, you know, you have those like emotional times, especially to, like, you get like the drunk girl, right?

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