2025.03.07: eGOAT
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 7 March 2025
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
Burnie and Ashley discuss Freddie Wong's new movie, the uncanny Sesame voice demo, the videogame Hall of Fame, guidelines for GOATs, and Friday's greatest song.
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| 0:00.0 | One, you have to touch the belly, and then you have to pet the cat. |
| 0:03.5 | From there, you immediately have to start patting. |
| 0:05.8 | Pat until the cat turns around to bite you, and then push it over. |
| 0:08.9 | This disables the kill drive. |
| 0:10.8 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:13.9 | Shut up. |
| 0:14.7 | Mine's disabled. |
| 0:15.4 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is... |
| 0:20.5 | Morning, Somewhere! For March 7, 2025. you wherever you are because it is Morning Southwest. |
| 0:22.1 | For March 7th, 2020, |
| 0:24.4 | 5th. |
| 0:25.8 | My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. |
| 0:28.9 | Her kill drive is fully intact and fully operational. |
| 0:33.3 | It's Ashley Burns. |
| 0:34.2 | Say hi to Ashley, everybody. |
| 0:36.1 | I must not be at all cat because if you push me over, guess what the kill drive? |
| 0:41.2 | It doesn't get deactivated. No. It goes fully code red. |
| 0:45.1 | If you start patting her and then push her on her belly. |
| 0:48.2 | She doesn't work. Doesn't work. |
| 0:51.9 | Killed drive. He revs it up. puts it into overdrive. Can I ask you a question? Because I'm wondering about this. Today is Friday. It is Friday. You recently revealed on an episode of this podcast that you like Mondays. You feel energized on Mondays. Yes. Well, I feel like, you know, you start a Monday and like that's the point at which I've |
| 1:11.5 | had the most rest, right? Which is weird, you know, because I've had two like kids running around and trying to keep them alive is always fun. But I do find that when I wake up on a Monday, I do feel like I've got more energy. I'm ready to go. So here's my question for you. Does that then the reverse of that apply to Fridays |
| 1:27.7 | because most people are like, |
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