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Morning Somewhere

2025.03.03: Crab Elixir

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9615 Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2025

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley discuss fishbell doorbells, bad calendar notes, horseshoe crab blood, most expensive liquids, Oscar winners, Keiran Culkin, Elizabeth Olson, watching movies from the front row, private landing on the moon, Elon vs Artemis, and Kerbal Space Program.


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0:00.0

I've been keeping this a secret for years, but I think it's finally time to come clean.

0:05.2

I don't like your attitude.

0:07.3

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

0:10.1

That's going to be a permanent drop.

0:11.5

I'm doing you, wherever you are, because it is...

0:16.8

Morning Subway!

0:18.3

Or March 3rd, 2025.

0:22.1

Nailed it.

0:22.7

I didn't even know what day it was.

0:23.8

My name is Bernie Burns.

0:25.6

Sitting right over there.

0:27.4

Happy is a clam.

0:29.2

It's Ashley Burns.

0:30.4

How'd Ashley?

0:30.9

Maybe not a clam, but perhaps at least a fish.

0:33.8

I have a reminder, Bernie, on my phone for this, the 3rd of March.

0:38.3

That you know what my reminder says?

0:41.3

Happy fish?

0:42.3

No, it says fish doorbell season.

0:44.3

It's just a reminder on my phone for fish doorbell season.

0:48.3

Let me see if I can figure out from the title.

0:51.3

Do you ever do that where you title an event in your calendar, you're like, the fuck is this? Right. At the time when you're titling it, you're like, yes,

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