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Chris Simms Unbuttoned

2024 Draft DT Rankings: "He came out swole"

Chris Simms Unbuttoned

Chris Simms

Football, Sports

4.71.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2024

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

It's big butt time! Chris (@CSimmsQB) reveals his rankings of a DT group that is surprisingly sexy, and includes the son of the man who took Simms' spleen. Plus, big butt expert Ahmed (@ahmedNBC) has another name to add to Chris' honorable mentions.

Transcript

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0:00.0

It's a long way from his days announcing the lunch menu to the rest of his high school class.

0:08.0

Just how far I've come from announcing

0:13.3

the menu to announcing Chris Simms top five safety rankings.

0:18.7

Man, you've come a long way.

0:20.6

You really have.

0:21.8

I mean you host the Derby derby so what you host Chris

0:24.8

Ebb's on button wow I mean the hell with your damn cheeseburgers and

0:28.7

announcing that and I mean you just the hardest working man in sports right now you came back here to do this

0:34.6

damn show what a good friend you are what a good like you're just a professional

0:39.4

right out of California, Saturday evening.

0:43.2

I tuned in.

0:44.5

Yeah.

0:45.5

My and Wendy, you know, she's all about the horse racing in general,

0:48.4

plus she likes you.

0:50.0

Right?

0:50.6

And she's, as a sea strait, she thinks you're're handsome so we're still trying to check her eyes but so I tune in what a race it was

0:57.1

It was a good race but thanks for coming back man well I did it from here in studio

1:00.8

So you did you really California yeah we Yeah, we tricked you. We got you. You totally tricked me. We got them everyone. I never saw you. Yeah. So I kept hearing you. I thought.

1:10.0

Put us on camera more. They got to make sure we're not lying to the audience that we're out there, but yeah, we did that from

1:15.2

studio.

1:16.2

We did use to go out there for a number of years.

1:18.2

But yeah, the travel budget I think we've reduced it a little bit so we can send this desk to

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