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We're recording this podcast.

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Good morning to you wherever you are because it is...

Morning Southwest.

For July 9th, 2020,

my name is Bernie Burns.

Sitting right over there,

being kept down by the digital man is Ashley.

Shh, Ashley, be quiet.

We're being normalized.

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Don't want to be normal.

We're being auto-normied.

More on that in a second. We have been, there's been a change in the Matrix, Ashley. Something has happened to the volume on our podcast. But first, marital issues. Oh, boy. So first of all, Ashley's not a little bit under the weather today. Yeah, I'm dual-wielding coffee and lem sips. So bear with me.

I think when Ashley is sick and not feeling well, this would be a great time to talk about an issue I've got in our shared relationship environment. May I? All right, here we go.

So Ash and I have what I would describe as a volatile situation that we've set up for ourselves, where we share a work computer. Oh, yeah, that is, no, that is a dangerous situation. If you've ever had to do that with anybody else, you know that's a tough thing. We're living on the edge. To break it down, I have the computer up until about 1130. When I finish editing the podcast, I turn it over to Ashley. and she does all of her social media posts and gets it out to forums and things like that. Link dumps.

There's all the graphics and things like that. Link dumps, yeah. So one of the applications that Ashley uses for her work is an application that I like to call Photoshop. I have a question about that app for you, Ashley. Okay. Do you know that you can close Photoshop?

Do you know that that's a feature of the program that you can go to file and exit?

Or there's a little X in the top right corner and you can just close it.

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