2024.03.28: Wilding
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 28 March 2024
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's talk about expressing a cat's anal glands. |
| 0:03.3 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:06.3 | Shut up. |
| 0:08.3 | Good, my dear. |
| 0:10.7 | Wherever you are, because it is my son for March 28, 2024. |
| 0:18.2 | My name is Bernie Burns with me. The cat just jumped off her lap is Ashley Burns saying, |
| 0:26.7 | hi, Ashley. I, God, I hope nothing happened when we jumped. I was prepared for that drop and I still |
| 0:32.2 | laughed when I heard it. Couldn't help myself. Hey, everybody's morning somewhere. How you doing? That's because we're having a problem with our cat. Yeah. We're having a problem with his ass. I don't know. Are we violating Mush's privacy if we talk about Mush's butt? I didn't send any hip agreements with Mush. He's been having some issues. |
| 0:55.6 | This happened once before. He's having issues. |
| 0:56.3 | I've got issues now, but go ahead. |
| 0:57.4 | But it happened again yesterday where, like, I don't know, I just. |
| 1:02.3 | Trigger warning everything. |
| 1:04.0 | Yeah, I hope you have not eaten breakfast. |
| 1:07.8 | I picked him up and he skunked me. |
| 1:10.7 | He's got an issue with his butt. He's got an anal |
| 1:13.2 | gland. Yeah, I've been reading up about this because he basically like, I picked him up and then just |
| 1:18.7 | like my, my sweater. You don't need to go into too much detail. My sweater was really stinky. |
| 1:24.1 | Gross. And this has happened once before. So I think I know what happened. |
| 1:29.6 | Because once before, like, I picked him up and just touched him too close to his butt. And again, |
| 1:33.7 | I got skunked. So here's what I'm taking away from this. Much get better treatment than me. |
| 1:40.8 | All you got to do is that, baby. I guess I don't pearl out enough, mush. |
| 1:44.0 | I want me to express your angle. He's mad at us. He's over in the corner staring now. I'm sorry, Bush. We feel your plight, buddy. Yeah, so we've got to figure out what's going on with him. That was a clip because I was looking up. On YouTube, I was looking up how to express the cat's anal glands, and now YouTube is suggesting how to express various different animals. |
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